Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 2, 2008

The Candidates

Based on some of your comments over the past year, here are some of the candidates for "Sleazy Recruiter Of The Year Award" in no particular order:

Wanda Lin and Elizabeth Cass
get my vote for horrible recruiters of the year. Indeed, they believe very much that they are primadonnas. Deal with these characters at your own risk!

Eileen Lamboy. Eileen is the witch! Eileen is the witch! Those NYC Update Legal Stepford Wives are the worst!

Allan Cohen, because he pretends to be on your side. Check his horns....

As a naive law grad, Andrew Rider stuck me at Milberg without informing me that defense firms discriminate and will blackball anyone who has worked at a major plaintiff's firm.

Julie Dailey and Lauren Gibson have a scheme to get the McCarter people to work more hours? They keep missing deadlines, so they are bribing people to work more hours-- $7.50 an hour extra for every hour past 55-- $15 for every hour past 70. People who bill the most are entered into a drawing to win a free TV!!! Isn't there something unseemly about all that? Another person made the mistake of being honest with them. He had done a previous job with Morgan through Hudson, so they pulled out the non-compete clause of his contract, and Morgan withdrew the offer. He then was forced to take a job for Hudson at the cesspool that is the McCarter/Seroquel project.

Yeah, what's up with Sean Treadwell? He used to be a cool guy but recently sent me some very scathing e-mails...after I couldn't finish the project. It's Treadwell's (and FrankenDine's) bald-faced lying over and over again to temps about pay rates and hours that get their names sullied about on this blog. Where there's smoke, there's a fire.

I nominate fake blonde "Jenn from Hudson" who is rumored to have replaced Julie Z. / Napolean. She oversaw the firing of a whistleblower and attempted to put a sock in the rest of the lot through jumbo bagels. Some of those people flocked to the bagels like Pavlov's salivating dogs and remain part of the Hudson/Hughes Hubbard psych experiment.

ONE EXIT ON THE FAR END OF THE ROOM, WITH THE OTHER EXIT ON THE OTHER
END OF THE ROOM LOCKED UNTIL THE FIRE DEP'T CAME ON TUESDAY TO FORCE
DICKHEAD OSMAN TO UNLOCK IT. ONLY ONE CONCLUSION: LEXOLUTION BELIEVES TEMPS ARE ALSO WITCHES AND WANTS TO ROAST THEM!!! YUM YUM!! TEMPS ARE TASTY!

I am serious. Scott Krowitz crowded fifty eight people into a room on top of each other with only one exit. The fire marshals came and would have shut down the place but for the fact that Lex was able to open up another exit in the back of the room by removing a segment of a wall. We were told not to show up today until 10am because they had electrical problems. Overcrowding and electrical problems-recipe for disaster? Scott Krowitz also trolls the toilet schools proclaiming what a great "opportunity" legal temping is.

Aunt Tom Kim Powe makes $100K+ a year for serving house Massas Krowitz and Osman. I guess it's true that house slaves are better treated than those picking the cotton.

Sean Curtin, the guy that was at De Novo who locked horns with Evelyn Louie, and who now works at a no name agency.

Sandrene Ryan at DeNovo will put a curse on you!

Captain Julie Zuckerberg can only scream and yell from the shore in a vain attempt to intimidate and distract them, and get Quinn Emanuel to switch agencies once again, this time to Hudson.

Carrie Cheskin at EPSlim/Frankendine is the witch!

Denise Fischler will call you up at a funeral and will tell you off.



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