Elaine P. Dine - "E.P. Slime"

This past weekend Elaine P. "Slime" posted a job listing. EXPERIENCED NEED NOT APPLY.

"Major international law firm has an immidiate need for document review attorneys to start an assignment early next week. You must be admitted to the NYS bar to qualify. Due to an extensive conflicts list, people with more than 6 document review projects SHOULD NOT APPLY."

In a subsequent job posting, we discover why "Slime" really wants them unexperienced. Apparently, "Slime" wants them cheap!

"Got a call this morning from E.P.Dine, if anyone is interested.....long term project, $21/hr, 40hrs/week. This profession is really on its way out."