The Glorious State of The Legal Job Market

Let's look at some of the hot jobs up for grabs this week in the NYC metro legal market:

On the permanent job front: "I think a full-time retail manager/mcdonald's manager pays more: Attorney position available for uptown firm specializing inadministrative hearing, criminal, and real estate law. Starting salary $30,000 plus immediate bonuses.MUST BE FLUENT IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH! Please email resume to Murphy.Associates@yahoo.com"

In tempdom: "Kelly Law Registry is seeking admitted attorneys with document review
experience. We have a document review project located in Midtown
Manhattan starting tomorrow, March 14th and lasting through Friday, March
21st. Our client requires a background & drug screen to be completed for
selected candidates; however, you will be able to start with the results
pending. Kelly will begin the background screen once you are selected
and you will receive the form and information regarding reporting for the
drug testing when you start the project. Having to pee in a cup after completing seven years of higher education for a five day temp job; no thanks.